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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Sex toys for the final frontier. Alien dildos, galaxy vibrators, zero-gravity accessories, and products that would make NASA blush. Houston, we have a problem.
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Icon Brands
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Fleshlight
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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Sinnovator
Six platinum silicone alien eggs for ovipositor play. Half a dozen reasons to question your browsing history.
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Uberrime
An H.R. Giger-inspired alien dildo with biomechanical musculature. Art history class just got interesting.
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Alien Nation
A self-lubricating alien dildo in red and silver. It erupts. On demand. The volcano metaphor writes itself.
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Odyssey Toys
An alien egg-laying dildo with 4 textured eggs. Load, lube, and launch. The alien reproduction manual you never knew you needed.
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Uncover Creations
A curved alien ovipositor with ribbed details and egg-laying capability. The original Alien Ovipositor. Accept no substitutes.
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BMS Enterprises
A glow-in-the-dark vibrating cock ring with 9 functions, USB rechargeable, and a removable bullet. Your junk, now with ambient lighting.
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Cute Little Fuckers
A gender-inclusive alien creature vibrator. It's a non-binary pleasure alien. It has a backstory. It has pronouns. Welcome to the future.
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Geeky Sex Toys
An 11.6-inch purple tentacle with shimmering gold accents and suction cup base. The Kraken has been released. Into your bedroom.
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Sinnovator
A tentacle dildo from 12 to 22.5 inches. Named after a Lovecraftian god. Depth training has never been this cosmic.
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Uberrime
The large version of The Damn Alien. Bigger alien. Bigger exclamation point. Bigger everything.
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Alien Nation
A remote-controlled THRUSTING dragon dildo in red and black. It thrusts. By itself. The dragon does the work.
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Odyssey Toys
An H.R. Giger-inspired knot-style dildo for those who crave stretch. Available in 3 sizes. The bigger the xenomorph, the bigger the stretch.
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Uncover Creations
A xenomorph-inspired ovipositor with 3 eggs included. The full alien reproductive experience. Eggs sold separately. Just kidding, they're included.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A 6-piece BDSM kit including a lightsaber flogger and Death Star ball gag. The Dark Side has cookies AND restraints.
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Fleshlight
A purple predator-themed stroker with ribbed texture. The hunter becomes the hunted. Sexually.
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Sinnovator
An alien insect ovipositor in metallic blue with claspers and 3 textured eggs. Extraterrestrial insemination, handcrafted.
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Uberrime
A UV-reactive alien dildo that glows under blacklight. Your G-spot just became a rave venue.
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Alien Nation
A glow-in-the-dark ovipositor that comes with eggs. It lays eggs. And it glows. The alien lifecycle has never been so fun.
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Fleshlight
A xenomorph-inspired stroker with an intense internal texture. H.R. Giger would be proud. Or horrified. Probably both.
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Sinnovator
An alien appendage with claws and ventral scales that deposits eggs 9 inches deep. Nature is beautiful. Alien nature is beautiful-er.
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Uberrime
A handmade alien tentacle dildo in platinum silicone. The tentacle you've been waiting for, crafted by artisans.
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Geeky Sex Toys
An 11.6-inch vibrating sword dildo with 10 patterns and illuminated power button. The high ground has never been more relevant.
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Sinnovator
An exoskeleton-detailed alien dildo with undulating shaft. Available as an ejaculating model. The alien has options.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A magical girl wand vibrator that would make Sailor Moon proud. In the name of the moon, it will punish you. Gently.
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Bad Dragon
A toy that deposits gelatin eggs inside you. Alien egg-laying fantasy. This is peak internet. We've reached the summit.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A Death Star-shaped silicone ball gag. Join the Dark Side — they have better accessories.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A 12-inch lightsaber vibrator that glows in 6 LED colors with 10 vibration modes. May the force be in you.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A deep navy blue tentacle dildo with spiral ridges and a suction cup base. First contact has never been this hands-free.
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Alien Nation
A rechargeable vibrating grinder with remote control in copper and purple. Grind on an alien. With a remote. The future.
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Fleshlight
A 9-inch silicone alien dildo from the Fleshlight universe. The king has arrived, and he brought texture.
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Uberrime
A demon knot alien dildo at sixty-nine dollars. The price. The knot. The alien design. Everything aligns.
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Uncover Creations
A slim alien dildo with heavy ribbed textures. The sequel: slimmer, ribbier, and still very alien.
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Glas
A handcrafted borosilicate glass dildo that glows in the dark. Temperature-responsive. Turn off the lights and play lightsaber. 3-year warranty.
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Creature Cocks
A muscular rippled tentacle dildo with suction cup. The tentacle fantasy, now with reptile textures.
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Hodge Podge Entourage
A biomechanical alien robot dildo. Part machine, part organic, entirely committed to the sci-fi aesthetic.
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Odyssey Toys
A knotted alien dildo with a ribbed shaft. Rated 4.94 stars by people who know exactly what they want.
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Sinnovator
Named after a galaxy 2.5 million light-years away. The dildo is closer. And more textured.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A sparkle-infused silicone dragon dildo that looks like it was forged in the nebula of a dying star. Textured. Mythological. Very sparkly.
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Alien Nation
A dual-ended alien dildo in blue and green. Two ends. Two demons. One very specific evening ahead.
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Fleshlight
A blue alien-themed stroker with ribbed internal texture. Like dating someone from Pandora but without the cultural complications.
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Uberrime
A G-spot targeting alien dildo with a bulbous head and bump pairs. The exclamation point in the name is earned.
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Uncover Creations
A tapered alien dildo with bumps and a G-spot curve. The trilogy concludes. Perfectly.
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Alien Nation
A glow-in-the-dark dragon creature dildo in blue, purple, orange, and red. It is a dragon. That glows. In the dark.
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Fleshlight
An anime-inspired fantasy stroker from Fleshlight's sci-fi collection. When 2D meets 3D. In the most literal way possible.
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Uberrime
A double-headed alien fantasy dildo. Two heads are better than one. Especially when they're from space.
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Uncover Creations
A thick, top-heavy alien dildo with a bulbous shaft. Available in 5 sizes and 25 colors. Customize your alien encounter.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A 7-inch shimmering mermaid-inspired dildo. If mermaids lived in space, their technology would look exactly like this. Iridescent. Otherworldly.
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Alien Nation
A purple and gold alien obelisk dildo. Like the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey, but insertable.
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Fleshlight
A compact, open-ended alien stroker in metallic green. For solo or couples use. Close encounters of the intimate kind.
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Uberrime
An alien dildo with a name that sounds like a distant planet. Handmade platinum silicone from the artisans of the cosmos.
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Uncover Creations
A wide-tipped alien dildo with bumps for G and P-spot stimulation. Stare into The Void. The Void stares back.
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Alien Nation
A rechargeable vibrating alien creature dildo in yellow and green. It vibrates AND looks like a space creature. Multitasking.
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Fleshlight
An 8-inch silicone fantasy dildo from Fleshlight's dark side. The reaper cometh. And so shall you.
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Uberrime
A bizarre alien life form from many light-years away, now available in platinum silicone. Six inches of extraterrestrial evolution.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A tentacled stroker that looks like a space creature grabbed your junk. The face-hugger you actually want.
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Alien Nation
A glow-in-the-dark rechargeable clitoral vibrator with remote control. The alien brought a spotlight. For your clit.
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Fleshlight
A death-themed fantasy stroker with intense internal texture. The grim reaper came for you. But like, in the fun way.
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Uberrime
An alien tentacle dildo at the nice price. Sixty-nine dollars for a tentacle from the stars.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A droid-shaped clitoral vibrator with 3 speeds and 30 patterns. These are the droids you were looking for.
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Alien Nation
A purple and pink serpentine alien dildo that twists and curves. Space snakes. On your nightstand.
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Uberrime
An alien dildo with an unpronounceable name and unmistakable intentions. The X is silent. The orgasm is not.
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Alien Nation
A gold creature dildo that looks like it was forged on an alien planet. The venom is metaphorical. The pleasure is not.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A curved navy blue dildo with sparkle accents, expertly angled for prostate and G-spot exploration. Deep space has never been so accurately named.
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Clone-A-Willy
Clone your willy in glow in the dark blue. It looks like a lightsaber. A very personal lightsaber.
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Alien Nation
A glow-in-the-dark vibrating dildo in blue and pink. It finds the spot. While glowing. Alien GPS.
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Agreeable Agony
30 feet of UV-reactive bondage rope that glows electric blue under blacklight. Turn your bedroom into a tractor beam with shibari knots.
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Forplay
A 6-piece astronaut movie character costume with bra, panty, gloves, backpack, belt, and glasses. To infinity and beyond. Way beyond.
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Glas
An 8-inch glow-in-the-dark borosilicate glass dildo. Temperature play compatible. Handcrafted. Looks like a comet frozen in glass.
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Rocks Off
A rocket-shaped pocket vibrator with 10 speed settings. Shaped like an actual rocket. Named like one too. Houston, we have ignition.
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Reborn Ropes
30 feet of glow-in-the-dark bondage rope. Tie someone up and they become a constellation. Shibari just went intergalactic.
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Sportsheets
A door-mounted sex sling with padded seat and adjustable straps. Zero gravity simulation. No NASA training required. Supports 325 lbs.
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Uberrime
A first-time fantasy dildo for alien beginners. Your entry-level ticket to the cosmos. Training wheels for space.
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Xenocat Artifacts
A sci-fi platinum silicone artifact from Xenocat. Body-safe alien technology, discreetly shipped in a white box.
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LELO
A triple-stimulation sonic massager with app control. Looks like alien technology because it basically is. G-spot, A-spot, and clitoris simultaneously.
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Fleshlight
A compact blue alien stroker, open on both ends. The sequel is always bluer. And more alien.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A whimsical fairy dragon dildo in iridescent colors. Because regular dragons were too mainstream for your dungeon.
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Clone-A-Willy
Clone your willy and make it glow green. Because nothing says 'alien probe' like a glow in the dark replica of yourself.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A swirling galaxy-patterned silicone dildo that looks like the cosmos. One small step for man, one giant leap for your nightstand.
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Forplay
A 4-piece sexy astronaut costume with metallic bodysuit and space patches. Houston, we have a situation.
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Leg Avenue
A 3-piece sexy astronaut costume with metallic bodysuit, belt with leg garter, and detachable clear hood. Houston, the eagle has landed. And she looks incredible.
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LELO
A motion-sensitive remote-controlled couples vibrator worn during intercourse. Dual arms for G-spot and clitoral. The docking procedure that NASA wishes they invented.
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Liberator
A 2-piece foam position aid set. Wedge + Ramp = mission-critical angle optimization. Made in USA. Your launch pad for orbital maneuvers.
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nJoy
A double-ended stainless steel wand for G-spot and prostate. Medical-grade steel, spacecraft-grade engineering. The most futuristic thing in your nightstand.
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