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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Alien Nation
A rechargeable vibrating alien creature dildo in yellow and green. It vibrates AND looks like a space creature. Multitasking.
The Alien Nation Octopod is a rechargeable vibrating creature dildo in yellow and green that combines the visual horror of an alien tentacle creature with the practical utility of a vibrating dildo. The silicone construction houses a rechargeable motor that adds vibration to the already intense textured design.
The creature aesthetic features organic alien curves and textures that create varied stimulation along the shaft, while the vibrating function adds another dimension to the experience. Rechargeable via USB so your alien creature never runs out of power during critical moments of interspecies diplomacy.
For people who want their alien fantasy to include vibration, anyone who thinks regular vibrating dildos are too conventional, or the person who saw a yellow and green vibrating octopod and thought 'that is exactly what my life needs.' The Octopod: sixty-four ninety-five for a vibrating alien. The future is now.
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A cockatrice-inspired toy. Half rooster, half serpent, fully committed to making your Monster Manual collection feel inadequate.
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Fleshlight
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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Sinnovator
Six platinum silicone alien eggs for ovipositor play. Half a dozen reasons to question your browsing history.
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