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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Alien Nation
A gold creature dildo that looks like it was forged on an alien planet. The venom is metaphorical. The pleasure is not.
The Alien Nation Venomus is a gold silicone creature dildo that looks like it was excavated from the treasury of an alien civilization that had very specific ideas about what treasure should look like. The gold coloring gives it an air of extraterrestrial royalty, while the creature design provides textures and contours that suggest advanced alien engineering.
Body-safe silicone throughout with the strength and flexibility balance that the Alien Nation line is known for. The creature aesthetic includes details that evoke venomous alien species, though the only thing this particular creature delivers is pleasure. The venom is entirely metaphorical.
For people who want their sex toys to look like alien artifacts made of gold, creature enthusiasts who appreciate premium aesthetics, or anyone who saw a gold alien dildo and thought 'that belongs in a museum.' It does not belong in a museum. It belongs on your nightstand. The Venomus: seventy-four ninety-nine for golden alien pleasure.
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Fleshlight
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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Sinnovator
Six platinum silicone alien eggs for ovipositor play. Half a dozen reasons to question your browsing history.
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