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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A deep navy blue tentacle dildo with spiral ridges and a suction cup base. First contact has never been this hands-free.
The Alien Tentacle from Geeky Sex Toys is an extraterrestrial appendage rendered in deep navy blue silicone with dark marbling and spiral ridges that twist their way up the shaft like a probe designed by a civilization that really, truly understands anatomy. Standing 8.5 inches total with a 5.5-inch circumference, this tentacle delivers otherworldly texture with every twist and turn.
The medium-soft silicone bends and flexes to accommodate whatever position your intergalactic exploration requires, while the suction cup base lets you mount it on any smooth surface for hands-free encounters of the most intimate kind. Each piece features unique pearlescent coloring because even alien tentacles deserve to be pretty.
Body-safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic silicone that comes with a drawstring storage bag and a five-year warranty. For fans of sci-fi who want their bedroom to feel like the cargo bay of a very friendly spaceship. The truth is in there.
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