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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Fleshlight
A purple predator-themed stroker with ribbed texture. The hunter becomes the hunted. Sexually.
The Fleshlight Fantasy Predator takes the iconic sci-fi hunter and reimagines it as something you put your genitals into. Purple gel exterior, ribbed internal texture, and an aesthetic that suggests someone at Fleshlight watched both Predator films and said 'we can work with this.' The non-anatomical fantasy entrance means you are entering a world of pure imagination. Purple imagination.
The Real Feel Super Skin material provides the sensation, while the unique ribbed design inside creates stimulation patterns that feel like an alien hunting ritual, if alien hunting rituals were significantly more pleasant. Full-size, black case, discreet enough that visitors to your home will never know about your extraterrestrial proclivities.
For fans of the franchise, collectors of unusual Fleshlights, or anyone who always thought the Predator was kind of cool in a terrifying, mandible-having sort of way. If it bleeds, you can... well. You know. Sixty-nine ninety-five for interspecies relations.
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Icon Brands
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