Alabaster Alien Artifact
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Xenocat Artifacts

Alabaster Alien Artifact

A sci-fi platinum silicone artifact from Xenocat. Body-safe alien technology, discreetly shipped in a white box.

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The Alabaster from Xenocat Artifacts is a platinum-grade silicone toy from a brand that describes itself as bringing you 'quality, body safe, 100% Platinum Silicone sci-fi and fantasy adult toys.' The Alabaster is available in Small, Medium, and Large sizes, with prices ranging from $80 to $200, and comes in multiple firmness options including Soft and Hybrid.

Xenocat Artifacts is a small-batch operation that hand-sculpts original designs from clay before creating molds, meaning each alien artifact started as someone's very specific clay sculpture. The sci-fi aesthetic runs through their entire product line, which includes names like Telos, Lesuth, and Vallguard — all sounding like they were pulled from a star chart or an alien species database.

All products are handled with care and shipped discreetly in white boxes with only a personal name on the label, ensuring that your mail carrier remains blissfully unaware that they are delivering alien artifacts. 100% body-safe platinum silicone. Also available on Etsy, for those who want to buy their alien toys alongside handmade candles and crochet patterns.

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$80.00
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Alabaster Alien Artifact body-safe?

We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.

How do I clean the Alabaster Alien Artifact?

General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.

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