Icon Brands
Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
paid link
This site contains adult content.
You must be 18+ to enter.
By entering you confirm you are 18+. Privacy Policy
Alien Nation
A glow-in-the-dark dragon creature dildo in blue, purple, orange, and red. It is a dragon. That glows. In the dark.
The Alien Nation Glow Dragon is a silicone creature dildo that glows in the dark in bold hues of blue, purple, orange, and red, looking like something that crawled out of a nebula and decided your bedroom was a suitable habitat. The extra-strong suction base with an extra-wide soft suction cup means this dragon is not going anywhere once deployed.
Made from 100% body-safe silicone that is phthalate-free, the Glow Dragon charges under any light source and then illuminates your personal space with the kind of ambient lighting that IKEA does not offer. The creature design features scales, ridges, and textures that provide stimulation while maintaining the fantasy aesthetic.
For people who want their sex toys to glow in four different colors simultaneously, dragon and alien enthusiasts who cannot decide between the two, or anyone decorating their bedroom on a 'haunted planetarium' theme. The Glow Dragon: seventy-three fifty for the most colorful nightlight you will ever own.
WTF Meter
Know someone who needs this in their life?
Affiliate link. Learn more.
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
Return policies vary by retailer. Click "Get It Here" to check the return and exchange policy on the retailer's product page before purchasing. We are not a party to your purchase and cannot process returns or refunds.
Icon Brands
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
paid link
Bad Dragon
A cockatrice-inspired toy. Half rooster, half serpent, fully committed to making your Monster Manual collection feel inadequate.
paid link
Fleshlight
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
paid link
Sinnovator
Six platinum silicone alien eggs for ovipositor play. Half a dozen reasons to question your browsing history.
paid link
Get one unhinged product every Tuesday. Free. No spam. Just pure WTF.