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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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Uberrime
An H.R. Giger-inspired alien dildo with biomechanical musculature. Art history class just got interesting.
The Uberrime Aliter is an alien dildo inspired by H.R. Giger's biomechanical art, which means someone looked at the Oscar-winning designs from the Alien franchise and thought 'I can make that into a sex toy with a bent knot.' And they did. The biomechanical musculature texture creates ridges and contours that look like they belong in a museum and feel like they belong in your bedroom.
Handmade platinum silicone with choice of density, the Aliter features a bent knot design that provides a satisfying stretch followed by textured stimulation along the shaft. Each piece is individually crafted, making it both a sex toy and a small sculpture you probably should not display at dinner parties.
For fans of Giger's art who want to experience it on a deeply personal level, biomechanical aesthetic enthusiasts, or anyone who saw the xenomorph and thought 'the design is actually quite beautiful when you really look at it.' The Aliter: where museum-quality art meets your most private moments.
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