Chakrubs
Chakrubs Talu Crystal Pleasure Tool
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
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WTF Products
The weirdest, wildest, most jaw-dropping intimate products on the internet. If it made us say WTF, it belongs here.
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Glas
Glas Banana Joy 7-Inch Glass Dildo
A 7-inch hand-blown glass dildo shaped like a banana. For scale and for pleasure. Finally answers the question 'is that a banana or are you just happy to see me?' Both. It is both.
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Sincerely Fearless
Good Vibrations Vibrator Earrings
Earrings that are actually tiny working vibrators. Available in 5 colors. The most discreet accessory you'll ever own that doubles as a conversation killer at dinner parties.
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Chakrubs
Chakrubs Xaga Curve Crystal Dildo
A hand-polished crystal curved dildo available in rose quartz, obsidian, and clear quartz. Comes with a velvet pouch and a guided meditation practice. Your yoni has never been so spiritually aligned.
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Glas
Glas Cornstar 8-Inch Glass Dildo
An 8-inch glass dildo shaped like a corn cob. Hand-blown borosilicate glass. Dishwasher safe. Finally, a corn on the cob you do not bring to a barbecue.
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Motorbunny
Motorbunny Original Ride-On Sex Machine
A ride-on vibrating sex machine with Bluetooth app control and interchangeable attachments. 6500 RPM of vibration. It is essentially a roomba for your pleasure centers.
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Adam & Eve
Glass Candy Land Juicer
A glass dildo that looks like a candy swirl lollipop. Temperature play ready. It's giving Willy Wonka's forbidden back room.
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Honey Play Box
Piggie Puff Air Pulse Vibrator
A pig-shaped air pulse clitoral vibrator. Oink oink. It's cute, it's pink, and it uses pressure waves. This little piggy went to... nevermind.
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Unihorn
Unihorn Heart Throb
A unicorn-shaped clitoral vibrator with a pulsing tongue. 10 speeds, 10 patterns. Magical, mythical, and absolutely unhinged.
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Godemiche
Godemiche Ambit Silicone Dildo
Hand-poured artisanal silicone dildo from a small UK workshop. Custom colors available. Each one individually made. The Etsy of dildos, except these people actually know what they're doing.
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Dame
Dame Fin Finger Vibrator
A tiny vibrator that fits between your fingers like a guitar pick. Textured tip. Rumbling motor. Designed by women, for hands that already know what they're doing but want a power-up.
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