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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Alien Nation
A purple and gold alien obelisk dildo. Like the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey, but insertable.
The Alien Nation Obelisk is a silicone dildo in purple and gold that takes its name from the mysterious monolith structures that populate science fiction, most notably the one from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Unlike that monolith, this one has a clearly defined purpose, and it is not advancing human evolution. Or maybe it is. Depends on how you define evolution.
The obelisk design provides a smooth, structured form with alien aesthetic details in regal purple and gold coloring. Body-safe silicone construction with the quality standards of the Alien Nation line. Strong base for stability and hands-free use on smooth surfaces.
For sci-fi fans who loved 2001 and want to recreate the monolith scene with significant artistic liberties, people who want their dildos to look like ancient alien artifacts, or anyone who heard 'alien obelisk' and did not picture what the movie intended. The Obelisk: sixty-nine ninety-five for a dildo that thinks it is an artifact. My God, it is full of stars.
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A cockatrice-inspired toy. Half rooster, half serpent, fully committed to making your Monster Manual collection feel inadequate.
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Fleshlight
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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Sinnovator
Six platinum silicone alien eggs for ovipositor play. Half a dozen reasons to question your browsing history.
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