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Clone-A-Willy
Clone-A-Willy Glow in the Dark Kit - Green
Clone your willy and make it glow green. Because nothing says 'alien probe' like a glow in the dark replica of yourself.
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The Clone-A-Willy Glow in the Dark Kit lets you make an exact vibrating silicone replica of any penis that also glows green in the dark, which is either the most romantic gift idea ever conceived or the beginning of something deeply weird. Either way, the result looks like an alien probe that happens to be an exact copy of someone you know personally.
Each kit includes body-safe glow in the dark silicone, algae-based molding powder, a molding tube, and a vibrating unit. The medically tested molding gel captures incredible lifelike detail, meaning every vein, every curve, and every distinguishing feature will be preserved in glowing green silicone for posterity. All materials and packaging are made in Portland, Oregon, because of course they are.
The process involves mixing the molding powder, inserting the original, waiting for it to set, then pouring the glow silicone. The result is a vibrating, glowing, anatomically exact replica that you can display on your nightstand like the world's most specific nightlight. Available in green, blue, and pink glow options.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Clone-A-Willy Glow in the Dark Kit - Green body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the Clone-A-Willy Glow in the Dark Kit - Green?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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