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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Cute Little Fuckers
A gender-inclusive alien creature vibrator. It's a non-binary pleasure alien. It has a backstory. It has pronouns. Welcome to the future.
Zeep is a gender-inclusive alien creature vibrator from Cute Little Fuckers, and yes, it has a backstory, pronouns, and more character development than most Netflix originals. Zeep is a pleasure alien from another dimension who uses they/them pronouns and exists to provide good vibrations without any of the gendered baggage that the adult industry usually attaches to everything.
Made from body-safe silicone with a rumbly motor and an abstract organic shape that works on any body regardless of anatomy, Zeep is designed to be grabbed, pressed, and explored however feels right. There is no wrong way to use Zeep, which is both a product feature and a life philosophy. At sixty-nine dollars, you also get access to Zeep's full character bio and comic series.
For anyone who wants their sex toys to come with inclusive lore, people tired of binary product categories, or sci-fi fans who find traditional toy shapes boring. Zeep does not care about your gender. Zeep cares about your orgasm.
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