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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Sinnovator
An exoskeleton-detailed alien dildo with undulating shaft. Available as an ejaculating model. The alien has options.
The Sinnovator Xeno is an alien dildo featuring exquisite exoskeleton-like detail that would make a xenobiologist weep with joy and confusion. The big bulging and undulating shaft delivers waves of intense stimulation as each ridge and contour passes through, creating a sensation profile that is genuinely unlike anything from this planet.
Made with the finest platinum silicone, non-toxic, phthalate-free, and compatible with water-based lubricants. Available in multiple sizes and now offered as an ejaculating dildo with an optional cum tube, for people who want their alien encounter to include a realistic conclusion. Because half measures are for humans.
For xenomorph aesthetic enthusiasts, people who want their dildos to look like they have an exoskeleton, or anyone who saw 'ejaculating alien dildo' and immediately understood that this was the product they had been waiting for. The Xeno: exoskeletal pleasure from the UK's finest fantasy toy makers.
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Icon Brands
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Bad Dragon
A cockatrice-inspired toy. Half rooster, half serpent, fully committed to making your Monster Manual collection feel inadequate.
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Fleshlight
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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Sinnovator
Six platinum silicone alien eggs for ovipositor play. Half a dozen reasons to question your browsing history.
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