Autoblow
VacuGlide 2
14 POUNDS of aluminum luxury. 225 strokes/min. Has an AI Companion chat that controls the device. The Rolls-Royce of suction. Made of actual metal.
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Solo Play Toys
Strokers, masturbators, prostate toys, and everything for solo adventures. For everyone. No judgment, just good finds.
30 products
Fleshlight
Fleshlight Bigfoot
A Bigfoot-themed Fleshlight. The yeti of male pleasure. Blurry photos of this toy have been spotted in men's nightstands across America.
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Fleshlight
Fleshlight Zombie
A zombie-themed Fleshlight in undead green. Because the zombie apocalypse gets lonely. Braaaaains optional.
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Autoblow
Autoblow AI Ultra
AI-powered. Machine-learning algorithms trained on real data. Your engineering degree has led to this moment.
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Fleshlight
Fleshlight Turbo Core (Blue Ice)
A transparent Fleshlight engineered to simulate oral. Three points of initial contact, tight inner canal. The see-through part is either a feature or a dare.
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Fleshlight
Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Blue Ice
A transparent blue blowjob simulator called Turbo Thrust Blue Ice. It looks like a portal to another dimension. The dimension where you finish in 4 minutes.
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Tenga
TENGA AERO Cobalt Ring
A reusable stroker with a twist valve that adjusts suction in real time. Engineered like a Japanese sports car, used like... well.
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Fleshlight
Fleshlight Flight Pilot Compact Stroker
A travel-sized Fleshlight called the Flight Pilot. Compact, discreet, TSA-friendly shape. Your carry-on just got an upgrade. Please do not use it at 30,000 feet.
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TENGA
TENGA Spinner 05 Beads
A spinning stroker with alternating sphere textures inside. The internal coil rotates with each thrust. Called Beads. We can all agree that name is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
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Autoblow
Autoblow Prostate Pulse
Remote-controlled prostate massager from the people who brought you AI blowjobs. Waterproof, rechargeable, and controlled without reaching under your legs like a pretzel.
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b-Vibe
b-Vibe Snug Plug 2
A weighted plug that sits comfortably at the event horizon — just enough gravity to know it's there, not enough to cause a singularity.
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Tenga
TENGA AIR FLOW CUP
A disposable cup stroker with air-cushion chambers. Under 11 bucks for Japanese precision engineering. The Honda Civic of masturbation.
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TENGA
TENGA Spinner 06 Brick
A spinning stroker with bold block textures. Called Brick. The firmest texture in the Spinner lineup. Brick by name, not by sensation. Thank God.
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Aneros
Aneros Progasm
The largest massager in the Aneros lineup. It's a gravity assist maneuver — once you commit to the trajectory, momentum does the rest.
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Tenga
TENGA ARTE WEAVE
A woven-texture sleeve that looks like a fancy candle holder. Put it on your coffee table. We dare you.
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Fleshlight
Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage
An open-ended compact Fleshlight for couples or solo use. Open on both ends so you can see the action. Called Vantage because apparently 'Peep Show' was taken.
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TENGA
TENGA Spinner 04 Pixel
A reusable stroker with an internal coil that SPINS with every stroke. This one has a 'pixel' texture of tiny raised dots. Made in Japan. Sounds like a graphics card, performs like a pro.
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Tenga
TENGA Bobble Crazy Cubes
A squishy, cube-textured stroker that looks like a desk toy from the future. Squeeze it in meetings. Nobody will suspect a thing.
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Tenga
TENGA EGG 6-Pack Variety Set
Six disposable egg-shaped strokers, each with a different internal texture. It's like a Kinder Surprise but your mom definitely can't open it.
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Fun Factory
Fun Factory Tiger
A G-spot vibrator with ribbed ridges that hit like hyperdrive lanes. The ribbing isn't decorative — it's functional and it's phenomenal.
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Dame Products
Dame Aer
Pressure-wave suction toy designed by women engineers in NYC. Atmospheric pressure has never been this personal — or this effective.
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Fleshlight
Fleshlight STU
STU stands for Stamina Training Unit, because even astronauts need endurance drills before the big mission.
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Magic Wand
Magic Wand Rechargeable
The legendary wand vibrator, now cordless. It's been making people hit warp speed since the 1960s and it still hasn't been dethroned.
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Oxballs
Oxballs Ergo Plug
A super-soft silicone plug that's so squishy it basically absorbs into you. The soft singularity is real.
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TENGA
TENGA SVR+ Smart Vibe Ring
A rechargeable vibrating cock ring with 5 vibration strengths and 3 rhythm modes. 1.5x more powerful than the original. Made in Japan. Compact enough to fit in your pocket but let's not do that.
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Fun Factory
Fun Factory Volta
Twin fluttering tips that move independently like tiny thruster engines. Fire both engines and experience liftoff from two sources simultaneously.
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Satisfyer
Satisfyer Pro 2
The air-pulse toy that launched a million reviews. Under fifty bucks and responsible for more liftoffs than Cape Canaveral.
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Tantus
Tantus Perfect Plug Plus
Named 'Perfect' by the manufacturer, which is either bold confidence or a legally binding promise. Either way, the gravitational pull is real.
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We-Vibe
We-Vibe Tango X
The pocket rocket — literally. Compact bullet vibe with rumbly motors that punch way above its weight class. Small rocket, big mission.
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Satisfyer
Satisfyer Ultra Power Bullet 8
Compact bullet vibrator with ridiculous power for its size. The galaxy grenade — pull the pin and brace for impact.
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