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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Glas
A handcrafted borosilicate glass dildo that glows in the dark. Temperature-responsive. Turn off the lights and play lightsaber. 3-year warranty.
The Glas Glow Rod is a seven-and-three-quarter-inch glass dildo that glows in the dark, and yes, it is exactly as dramatic as that sounds. Handcrafted from borosilicate glass with phosphorescent elements, this rod charges under any light and then transforms your bedroom into a very specific kind of light show.
Temperature play compatible, non-porous, and covered by a three-year warranty that suggests Glas is extremely confident in their craftsmanship. The glow effect is bright enough to be genuinely visible in the dark, turning an intimate moment into something that looks like a science fiction movie with a very different rating. Seventy-three dollars for a glowing glass lightsaber.
For anyone who wants their toys to be visually dramatic, Star Wars fans who have been waiting for this exact product without knowing it, or people who believe that the dark is more fun when something is glowing. The Glow Rod: turn off the lights and see what happens.
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