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Vibe Saber LED Vibrator
A 12-inch lightsaber vibrator that glows in 6 LED colors with 10 vibration modes. May the force be in you.
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The Vibe Saber is a 12-inch lightsaber vibrator that glows in six LED colors with 10 vibration modes, because someone at Geeky Sex Toys looked at the sci-fi franchise and saw an untapped market. May the force be in you. That is not a typo.
The LED lights cycle through six colors for visual drama during use, while the 10 vibration modes handle the part that does not require visual effects. Silicone construction is body-safe and comfortable, and the hilt grip provides the kind of control that any Jedi would appreciate, even if no Jedi would ever publicly endorse this product.
At $250, the Vibe Saber is a premium novelty vibrator for anyone whose fandom has no boundaries. Perfect for cosplay afterparties, Star Wars fans who take their devotion to the extreme, or anyone who has ever watched a lightsaber duel and had thoughts that absolutely do not belong in a PG-13 movie. Use the force. Responsibly.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Vibe Saber LED Vibrator body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the Vibe Saber LED Vibrator?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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