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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A tentacled stroker that looks like a space creature grabbed your junk. The face-hugger you actually want.
The OctoPussy Stroker from Geeky Sex Toys is a tentacle-covered male stroker that looks like a creature from deep space has taken a very personal interest in your anatomy. And honestly? You are into it. The face-hugger you actually asked for.
The body-safe silicone interior provides textured stimulation while the exterior tentacles give you something interesting to grip and something horrifying to make eye contact with. At $50, it is the most affordable way to experience what it would be like if a space creature selected you for a very specific abduction protocol.
For sci-fi fans who have always wondered what first contact would really feel like, anyone who watched those movies with the chest-bursting aliens and had thoughts they kept to themselves, or people who simply want a stroker that doubles as a conversation piece. The OctoPussy: fifty dollars for tentacle-based companionship.
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Icon Brands
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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A cockatrice-inspired toy. Half rooster, half serpent, fully committed to making your Monster Manual collection feel inadequate.
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A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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