OctoPussy Stroker
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OctoPussy Stroker

A tentacled stroker that looks like a space creature grabbed your junk. The face-hugger you actually want.

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The OctoPussy Stroker from Geeky Sex Toys is a tentacle-covered male stroker that looks like a creature from deep space has taken a very personal interest in your anatomy. And honestly? You are into it. The face-hugger you actually asked for.

The body-safe silicone interior provides textured stimulation while the exterior tentacles give you something interesting to grip and something horrifying to make eye contact with. At $50, it is the most affordable way to experience what it would be like if a space creature selected you for a very specific abduction protocol.

For sci-fi fans who have always wondered what first contact would really feel like, anyone who watched those movies with the chest-bursting aliens and had thoughts they kept to themselves, or people who simply want a stroker that doubles as a conversation piece. The OctoPussy: fifty dollars for tentacle-based companionship.

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Is the OctoPussy Stroker body-safe?

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How do I clean the OctoPussy Stroker?

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