Uberrime The Damn Alien! Dildo
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Uberrime The Damn Alien! Dildo

A G-spot targeting alien dildo with a bulbous head and bump pairs. The exclamation point in the name is earned.

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The Uberrime Damn Alien! Dildo earns its exclamation point with a design specifically targeting the G-spot and prostate with the precision of an alien probe but the consent of a well-chosen purchase. The bulbous phallic head arrives first, followed by two pairs of bumps on the shaft that provide additional stimulation on every stroke.

Handmade with platinum-cure silicone in your choice of density, the Damn Alien is available in small, medium, and large sizes for whatever level of alien encounter you are prepared for. Each piece is unique due to the handmade process, meaning your specific alien is one of a kind. Like a snowflake. An alien snowflake that stimulates your G-spot.

From the artisans at Uberrime who specialize in 'silicone from the stars,' this is the alien dildo for people who want function alongside their fantasy. The G-spot targeting is real, the bumps are deliberate, and the exclamation point is warranted. Damn!

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$59.00
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Is the Uberrime The Damn Alien! Dildo body-safe?

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How do I clean the Uberrime The Damn Alien! Dildo?

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