Kiiroo
Kiiroo KEON VR
230 strokes per minute. Syncs to VR content, cam shows, and your partner's device worldwide. The metaverse just got real.
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App-controlled vibrators, Bluetooth couples toys, and smart intimate tech. The future of pleasure is connected.
27 products
Kiiroo
230 strokes per minute. Syncs to VR content, cam shows, and your partner's device worldwide. The metaverse just got real.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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Syncbot
An AI-powered masturbator that syncs to video in real-time using 'PornGPT' AI. Thrusts, rotates, and suctions. Silicon Valley's most awkward startup pitch.
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Lovense
Adjustable dual-motor prostate massager with app control. More settings than your car seat.
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MysteryVibe
Six independent motors in a bendable body. Shape it to fit any anatomy. App-controlled with 16 vibration patterns. It's like a Swiss Army knife that only does one thing, extremely well.
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b-Vibe
A plug with rotating beads in the neck that simulate rimming. Yes, someone engineered this. Yes, they deserve a Nobel Prize.
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LELO
AI-powered sonic stroker with Cruise Control. Named like a Formula 1 car. Pit stop not included.
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Hot Octopuss
Dual-motor with separate treble and bass vibration controls. EQ your orgasm like a DJ mixing board. 100% hands-free.
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Lovense
An app-controlled thrusting dildo with suction base. Your partner can control it from across the world. Long-distance relationships just became an engineering challenge.
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Hot Octopuss
Iridescent dragon-eye themed male vibrator. Works on flaccid penises. Accessibility meets fantasy. The dragon sees all.
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Lovense
Oscillating penis massager controlled from your phone. Hands-free. More connected than your smart home.
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Lovense
Mini wand with Bluetooth because apparently every object in your house needs an app now. Suitable for everyone.
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Aneros
Prostate massager with vibration that sends telemetry data from depths previously uncharted. Houston, we have a signal.
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Hello Nancy
A lemon-shaped suction vibrator that replaced the Rose on TikTok. 12 air-pulse patterns. Under 50dB. When life gives you lemons, have an orgasm apparently.
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MysteryVibe
Tiny bendable bullet vibrator with two motors. Bend it into a U, an L, or whatever letter your anatomy prefers. App-controlled. The world's most flexible bullet.
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Kiiroo
The automated space station for your solo missions. 230 strokes per minute, VR-compatible, and it syncs to interactive content like NASA syncs to the ISS.
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We-Vibe
Dual-motor prostate massager with adjustable fit and app control. It's got more navigation systems than a Mars rover.
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Hot Octopuss
Hands-free penis vibrator with remote control and dual motors. Strap it on, lie back, and let robotics handle the rest. The laziest orgasm in history.
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Kiiroo
A G-spot vibrator that syncs with VR content and your partner's device across the globe. Touch-sensitive. The long-distance relationship just got a firmware update.
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Hot Octopuss
G-spot vibrator with a squishy gel tip that bends to your anatomy. Dual motors let you mix treble and bass vibrations. It's basically an audio equalizer for your vagina.
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Lovense
App-controlled male masturbator with vibration and air pump suction. Solo mission in the pod — but your co-pilot can control it from any galaxy.
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Kiiroo
Pocket-sized AI stroker with FeelMe content syncing. Squeeze for variable tightness. AI subscription included. Fits in your pocket, powered by algorithms.
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Hot Octopuss
Vibrating butt plug with a flexible neck and wireless remote. The neck bends to fit your anatomy because one size does not, in fact, fit all butts.
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Lovense
Rotating rabbit vibrator with app control. The rotating space station — its head spins while the arm vibrates, and your partner can pilot it from across the cosmos.
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Hot Octopuss
Clitoral wand with PulsePlate oscillation technology. Broad head for external stimulation. Quiet enough for roommate situations. Allegedly.
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Satisfyer
App-controlled air-pulse vibe for under fifty bucks. Plot your own orbital trajectory from your phone — or let someone else pilot from across the galaxy.
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WOW Tech
Pleasure Air technology for men. Ion drive propulsion for your solo missions — pulsating airwaves stimulate the frenulum like nothing you have ever experienced.
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