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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Uncover Creations
A slim alien dildo with heavy ribbed textures. The sequel: slimmer, ribbier, and still very alien.
The Uncover Creations Alien II is the sequel that improves on the original by going slimmer and ribbier. Heavy ribbed textures along the shaft create intense stimulation for anyone who thought the first Alien was great but wished it had more surface detail. The slim profile makes it more accessible while the textures ensure it is no less interesting.
Available in X-Small through Large with the same twenty-five mixable colors and three firmness levels. Customizable with vac-u-lock holes, double suction cups, or ejaculating features. Handmade by the artisans at Uncover Creations who apparently took the note about texture very seriously.
For people who loved The Alien but wanted more ribbing, slim dildo enthusiasts who also want alien aesthetics, or anyone who appreciates a sequel that actually addresses the criticisms of the original. The Alien II: slimmer, textured, and still handmade with the love of someone who sculpts alien genitalia for a living.
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