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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Uberrime
A first-time fantasy dildo for alien beginners. Your entry-level ticket to the cosmos. Training wheels for space.
The Uberrime Astrum Alien is a Phantasia First Time Fantasy dildo, which means it is specifically designed for people who are curious about alien-shaped insertables but want to start with something that does not require a running start. The beginner-friendly sizing and smooth design provide a gentle introduction to the world of extraterrestrial pleasure.
Handmade platinum silicone with the option to choose your density, the Astrum features alien-inspired contours that are interesting without being intimidating. Available in small and large sizes so you can graduate when ready. Each piece is individually crafted with Uberrime's signature attention to detail and quality.
For the alien-curious who want to dip a toe (or other body part) into the fantasy toy world, people graduating from conventional toys to the unconventional, or anyone who wants their first alien experience to be gentle and handcrafted. The Astrum: your starter alien. Everyone needs one.
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