Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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Icon Brands

Darth Invader 14" Dildo

A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.

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The Darth Invader from Icon Brands is fourteen inches of jet-black, villain-inspired PVC with a suction cup strong enough to turn any smooth surface into a Dark Side training facility. Fan boy meets fist boy. The name alone deserves an award for product naming.

At over 3 inches in diameter with 13 inches of insertable length, this is not a toy for Padawans. This is for the fully trained Sith Lord who has completed their apprenticeship and is ready for the final trial. Phthalate-free premium European PVC, realistic detailing with foreskin detail, and an ergonomic design that suggests someone at Icon Brands has a very specific understanding of both anatomy and villainy.

At $99.99, the Darth Invader is cheaper than a movie franchise action figure collection and considerably more interactive. For anyone who looked at the galaxy's most feared villain and thought 'I want that energy in my bedroom.' The Empire strikes butt. We said it. We are not sorry.

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$99.99
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Is the Darth Invader 14" Dildo body-safe?

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