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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Alien Nation
A purple and pink serpentine alien dildo that twists and curves. Space snakes. On your nightstand.
The Alien Nation Serpentine is a silicone dildo in purple and pink with a twisting, serpentine design that looks like an alien snake species decided to volunteer for a very specific mission. The curves and undulations create varied stimulation along the length, while the alien aesthetic makes it look like a creature from a planet where evolution went in a more sensual direction.
Body-safe silicone construction with the quality and safety standards of the Alien Nation product line. The serpentine form means the toy naturally curves and flexes during use, providing internal stimulation that follows the body's contours rather than fighting against them.
For fans of curved toys who want alien aesthetics, people who find serpentine forms appealing for reasons they cannot fully explain, or anyone who heard 'alien snake dildo' and felt a stirring of curiosity. The Serpentine: seventy-four ninety-nine for a twisting alien encounter. No antivenom required.
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Fleshlight
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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Sinnovator
Six platinum silicone alien eggs for ovipositor play. Half a dozen reasons to question your browsing history.
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