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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A curved navy blue dildo with sparkle accents, expertly angled for prostate and G-spot exploration. Deep space has never been so accurately named.
The Deep Space Pegging Dildo from Geeky Sex Toys is a 6.5-inch curved silicone explorer designed to boldly go where no toy has gone before. With a navy blue finish dusted in blue sparkle accents, it looks like someone captured a chunk of the night sky and shaped it for extremely specific anatomical purposes.
The expert angle targets the prostate and G-spot with the precision of a spacecraft docking procedure, while the suction cup base doubles as an O-ring harness mount for partner-assisted deep space missions. The medium-soft silicone provides just enough give to make the journey comfortable while the curve ensures you hit the right coordinates every time.
Body-safe, hypoallergenic, and compatible with water-based lubricant. Comes with a drawstring storage bag and a five-year warranty against manufacturing defects. For couples who want their pegging sessions to feel like a NASA mission briefing, or anyone who looked at the cosmos and thought about prostate stimulation.
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