Rocks Off Rocket Pocket Vibrator
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Rocks Off Rocket Pocket Vibrator

A rocket-shaped pocket vibrator with 10 speed settings. Shaped like an actual rocket. Named like one too. Houston, we have ignition.

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The Rocks Off Rocket is a pocket-sized vibrator shaped like an actual rocket, because someone in product design looked at the Space Race and saw a market opportunity. The tapered nose cone provides pinpoint stimulation while the body delivers 10 speed settings of rumbling power that would make any launch engineer proud.

Compact enough for travel, powerful enough for liftoff, and shaped unmistakably like a rocket ship. The metallic finish adds to the aerospace aesthetic, and the push-button ignition sequence, sorry, activation switch, gives it the feel of pressing the launch button at mission control. Battery-powered for reliability, because rechargeable technology was not available during the original Space Race either.

At $24.99, the Rocket costs less than a model rocket kit and provides significantly different entertainment. Waterproof for shower missions, discreet for travel, and shaped in a way that makes it the most on-brand space toy in any collection. For space enthusiasts, pun enthusiasts, or anyone who wants to say 'I have a rocket in my nightstand' and mean it literally. 3... 2... 1...

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$24.99
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Is the Rocks Off Rocket Pocket Vibrator body-safe?

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How do I clean the Rocks Off Rocket Pocket Vibrator?

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