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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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Sportsheets
A door-mounted sex sling with padded seat and adjustable straps. Zero gravity simulation. No NASA training required. Supports 325 lbs.
The Sportsheets Door Jam Sex Sling turns any standard door in your home into a zero-gravity simulation chamber for two. Close the door on the dowels, adjust the straps, and suddenly you have access to positions that gravity normally says no to. Gravity just got overruled.
Padded seat and foot supports for comfort during extended space walks, adjustable straps to perfect the angle for your bodies and chosen docking configuration, and a 325-pound weight capacity that means this sling is more structurally sound than some actual spacecraft components. Installs in seconds, removes in seconds, leaves no marks on the door.
At $64.99, the Door Jam Sex Sling is the cheapest way to simulate weightlessness without leaving the atmosphere. Comes with a Limited Lifetime Warranty, which is either very confident engineering or very optimistic marketing. For couples who have exhausted the possibilities that gravity allows, anyone whose fantasy involves being suspended, or people who looked at their bedroom door and thought 'that could be doing more.' Houston, we have liftoff.
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