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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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Geeky Sex Toys
An 11.6-inch purple tentacle with shimmering gold accents and suction cup base. The Kraken has been released. Into your bedroom.
The Amethysta Tentacle Dildo from Geeky Sex Toys is 11.6 inches of crystalline purple silicone with white and gold accents that looks like it was ripped from the arm of a very glamorous space creature. With 10.5 inches of insertable length and a 7-inch widest circumference, this is not a tentacle for the faint of heart or the narrow of ambition.
The soft silicone features ribbed details and suction cup texturing along the shaft, creating layered sensations as the tentacle makes its way to places no terrestrial appendage was designed to reach. Each piece is individually crafted with unique marbling patterns, making your tentacle a one-of-a-kind specimen from the cosmic depths.
Suction cup base for hands-free mounting, body-safe silicone construction, and a five-year warranty. For tentacle enthusiasts, lovers of the unusual, or anyone who watched space horror movies and thought the aliens had the right idea. The Amethysta: 11.6 inches of intergalactic ambition.
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