Mermaid - Dildo of the Deep
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Mermaid - Dildo of the Deep

A 7-inch shimmering mermaid-inspired dildo. If mermaids lived in space, their technology would look exactly like this. Iridescent. Otherworldly.

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The Mermaid from Geeky Sex Toys is a 7-inch shimmering dildo inspired by creatures of the deep that looks equally at home in an ocean trench or on a distant water planet. The iridescent finish catches light like the hull of a spacecraft surfacing through an alien ocean, and the sculptural design suggests that whoever lives at the bottom of the sea has excellent taste in personal accessories.

Body-safe silicone with a unique textured surface that provides stimulation beyond what smooth toys offer. The shimmering color effect is embedded in the silicone, meaning it does not wear off or transfer. At $130, this is a premium fantasy piece that doubles as the kind of art object you could display in a gallery if the gallery had a very open-minded curator.

For anyone who believes that fantasy creatures from any environment, terrestrial or extraterrestrial, deserve representation in their toy collection. The iridescent finish and otherworldly design make it more 'alien planet ocean' than 'Earth mermaid,' which is exactly the kind of specificity that Geeky Sex Toys excels at. Deep space. Deep sea. Deep pleasure.

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Is the Mermaid - Dildo of the Deep body-safe?

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