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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Uberrime
Uberrime Xmeyk Alien Dildo
An alien dildo with an unpronounceable name and unmistakable intentions. The X is silent. The orgasm is not.
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The Uberrime Xmeyk is an alien dildo whose name sounds like what you would get if you asked an extraterrestrial to introduce itself and then tried to spell the response phonetically. Pronounced however you want because it is from space and there are no rules, the Xmeyk features unique alien contours in handmade platinum silicone.
The design provides textured stimulation through organic alien shapes that create contact patterns along the shaft, while the choice of density lets you customize firmness. Each Xmeyk is individually handcrafted, making every piece unique in its alien glory. Platinum-cure silicone for safety, exotic shapes for adventure.
For people who collect unusual silicone art, alien enthusiasts who want their toys to have names that sound authentically extraterrestrial, or anyone who reads product names out loud and wants a challenge. The Xmeyk: eighty-nine dollars for a dildo that sounds like a sneeze in another language.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Uberrime Xmeyk Alien Dildo body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the Uberrime Xmeyk Alien Dildo?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
What's the return policy?
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