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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Fleshlight
A xenomorph-inspired stroker with an intense internal texture. H.R. Giger would be proud. Or horrified. Probably both.
The Fleshlight Xeno HGR Stroker is what happens when someone at Fleshlight headquarters studies the biomechanical nightmare art of H.R. Giger and thinks 'yes, but what if it was also a masturbation sleeve.' The result is a xenomorphic exterior housing a unique, intense internal texture that turns every session into a close encounter.
The Real Feel Super Skin material provides the lifelike sensation Fleshlight is known for, while the alien exterior adds a visual element that makes your nightstand look like a prop department for a sci-fi franchise. Full-size at up to 9 inches with 7.5-inch girth, the Xeno HGR does not believe in subtlety.
For fans of biomechanical art, sci-fi horror enthusiasts, or anyone whose relationship with the Alien franchise crosses boundaries that Ridley Scott never intended. The Xeno HGR: where body horror meets body pleasure. Sixty-nine ninety-five for the most unsettling orgasm of your life.
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Six platinum silicone alien eggs for ovipositor play. Half a dozen reasons to question your browsing history.
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