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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Fleshari Blue Alien Stroker
A blue alien-themed stroker with ribbed internal texture. Like dating someone from Pandora but without the cultural complications.
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The Fleshari Blue Alien Stroker is Fleshlight's answer to the question nobody asked but everyone secretly wondered about: what if you could get intimate with a blue-skinned alien? The blue gel exterior with ribbed texture creates a visual that is part Avatar, part Area 51 souvenir shop, and entirely committed to the bit.
The Real Feel Super Skin material inside provides Fleshlight's signature realistic feel while the unique texture design ensures variety in your solo space missions. Full-size at up to 9 inches with 7.5-inch girth, this blue beauty comes in a discreet black case that hides the cosmic truth within.
For sci-fi fans who found certain alien species suspiciously attractive, anyone who needs their Fleshlight collection to represent the full spectrum of the galaxy, or the person who saw Avatar and had a very different takeaway than most moviegoers. The Fleshari: it is blue. It is alien. It is sixty-nine ninety-five.
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Is the Fleshari Blue Alien Stroker body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the Fleshari Blue Alien Stroker?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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