Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo
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Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo

An alien tentacle dildo at the nice price. Sixty-nine dollars for a tentacle from the stars.

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The Uberrime Xenuphora is an alien tentacle dildo that combines extraterrestrial design with the most fitting price point in the entire product line: sixty-nine dollars. Whether that is intentional or coincidental, it is perfect. The tentacle form features organic curves and alien textures in handmade platinum silicone.

The Xenuphora offers a tentacle experience at a more accessible price than its sibling the Xenusoid, making it the entry-level option for people who want alien tentacle toys but are not ready to commit to the premium tier. Choice of density, individually handcrafted, platinum-cure silicone that is body-safe and phthalate-free.

For tentacle enthusiasts on a budget, people who find the $69 price point amusing and appropriate, or anyone who wants to start their alien tentacle collection without going all-in on day one. The Xenuphora: the affordable tentacle. Because extraterrestrial pleasure should not require an extraterrestrial budget.

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Is the Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo body-safe?

We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.

How do I clean the Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo?

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