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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Forplay
A 4-piece sexy astronaut costume with metallic bodysuit and space patches. Houston, we have a situation.
The Give Me Space Sexy Astronaut Costume from Forplay is a 4-piece outfit that takes the NASA aesthetic and runs it through a filter that would make mission control blush. It includes a metallic zip-front mock neck bodysuit with space embroidered patches, a metallic harness, a garter belt, and glasses, because apparently even sexy astronauts need corrective eyewear.
The fabric is 95% polyester and 5% spandex, which is not what actual spacesuits are made from but is significantly more comfortable for the kind of mission this costume is designed for. Available in sizes from XS through 3X/4X, making space exploration accessible to all body types.
The metallic finish gives it that authentic spacecraft interior sheen, and the space patches add a level of roleplay commitment that says 'I did not just buy a silver bodysuit, I bought an astronaut costume with mission patches.' For couples who want their bedroom to feel like the International Space Station, minus the zero gravity and plus the garter belt.
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