Affiliate Disclosure

How This Site Works

This Is Why U CUM is a product discovery site. We curate interesting, funny, and sometimes bizarre intimate products from across the internet and present them with honest, humorous descriptions.

How We Make Money

We earn money through affiliate commissions. When you click a product link on our site and make a purchase from the retailer, we earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. The price you pay is exactly the same whether you click through our link or go directly to the retailer.

Our Affiliate Partners

We work with the following affiliate programs:

• Lovehoney
• Lovense
• Tantus
• ToyHero (via ShareASale)
• Adam & Eve (via CJ Affiliate)
• Amazon Associates (fallback)
• Other retailers as noted per product

Our Promise

• We never feature a product solely because of commission rates
• Our descriptions are honest — if something looks ridiculous, we'll say it's ridiculous
• We don't make medical or therapeutic claims about any product
• All affiliate links are clearly marked with "paid link" labels
• We use rel="nofollow sponsored" on all affiliate links per FTC and Google guidelines

FTC Compliance

In accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's guidelines on endorsements and testimonials (16 CFR Part 255), this site discloses its material connections with affiliate partners. Every product link on this site is an affiliate link unless otherwise stated.

Questions?

If you have questions about our affiliate relationships, contact us at hello@trente6ai.com.