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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Uberrime
A handmade alien tentacle dildo in platinum silicone. The tentacle you've been waiting for, crafted by artisans.
The Uberrime Xenusoid is an alien tentacle dildo handmade in platinum silicone by artisans who apparently received their design brief from the deep reaches of space. The tentacle form provides organic curves and textures that create stimulation patterns as varied and unpredictable as contact with an actual alien species would be.
Available with choice of density so you can determine exactly how firm your alien tentacle encounter should be. Each Xenusoid is individually crafted and unique, with the handmade process creating slight variations that mean your particular tentacle is truly one of a kind. Platinum-cure silicone ensures body safety while the organic shape ensures maximum contact with sensitive areas.
For tentacle enthusiasts who want artisan quality, collectors of unusual handmade silicone, or anyone who saw 'handcrafted alien tentacle' and felt something stir in their soul. Or elsewhere. The Xenusoid: $95 for a tentacle that someone hand-sculpted with care and dedication.
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