Captcha the Biomech Alien Robot Dildo
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Hodge Podge Entourage

Captcha the Biomech Alien Robot Dildo

A biomechanical alien robot dildo. Part machine, part organic, entirely committed to the sci-fi aesthetic.

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Captcha the Biomech from Hodge Podge Entourage is a platinum silicone dildo that fuses mechanical plating with organic alien forms in a design that looks like it was pulled from the workshop of a cybernetic organism's personal toymaker. The manufacturer describes it as 'a scifi-rific fusion of smooth mechanical plating and cybernetic details wrapped around a swirling organic form,' and honestly that is a more eloquent product description than most sci-fi novels.

Available in five sizes from Squish (5.5 inches) to Large (10.5 inches), with prices starting at $50 for the entry-level alien robot experience. The tapered head makes it beginner-friendly, which is good because 'biomechanical alien robot dildo' is probably not most people's first purchase in this category.

Handmade from platinum-cured silicone by an artist named Squish who runs this small fantasy toy business from home. Each one is individually cast, which means somewhere in America, a person is hand-pouring alien robot dildos and shipping them in discreet packaging. The future is here and it is weirder than anyone predicted.

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$50.00
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