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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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BMS Enterprises
A glow-in-the-dark vibrating cock ring with 9 functions, USB rechargeable, and a removable bullet. Your junk, now with ambient lighting.
The PowerBullet Cosmic Ring is a glow-in-the-dark vibrating cock ring with nine functions, and it turns your anatomy into something that belongs at a rave. USB rechargeable with a removable bullet vibrator, this ring provides stimulation for both partners while also serving as ambient lighting for the immediate vicinity.
The glow element charges under any light source and emits a soft blue-green glow that is equal parts futuristic and ridiculous. The nine vibration functions range from subtle pulse to 'the neighbors might ask questions,' and the removable bullet means you can use it separately when the full ring setup feels like overkill.
Ideal for couples who want to add a visual element to their evening, anyone who has ever wanted to rave from the waist down, or the person who needs a nightlight but finds regular ones too boring. The Cosmic Ring: illuminating experiences since whenever BMS Enterprises decided this was a good idea. It was.
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