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Glas
An 8-inch glow-in-the-dark borosilicate glass dildo. Temperature play compatible. Handcrafted. Looks like a comet frozen in glass.
The Glas Galaxy Glow is an eight-inch handcrafted borosilicate glass dildo with glow-in-the-dark elements that looks like someone captured a comet in glass and shaped it for very specific anatomical purposes. Which is exactly what happened, minus the comet part.
Borosilicate glass is the same material used in laboratory equipment and spacecraft observation windows, so technically you are using aerospace-grade materials for pleasure. Temperature play compatible: run it under warm water for solar flare energy or cold water for deep-space chill. The phosphorescent glow charges under any light and releases that otherworldly luminescence in the dark.
At $78, the Galaxy Glow is a handcrafted premium piece that functions as both a toy and a display object. Non-porous, hypoallergenic, and covered by a 3-year warranty. For glass collectors expanding into the glow category, anyone who wants their temperature play to come with visual effects, or people who believe that the intersection of art, science, and pleasure is the most interesting place to live. Handcrafted. Glowing. Aerospace-grade.
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