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Agreeable Agony
30 feet of UV-reactive bondage rope that glows electric blue under blacklight. Turn your bedroom into a tractor beam with shibari knots.
The Agreeable Agony UV Reactive Bondage Rope is 30 feet of MFP rope that transforms under blacklight from innocent white into electric blue or hot pink radiance, depending on the color you choose. Add a blacklight bulb to your bedroom and suddenly your shibari work looks like it was drawn by a laser on the surface of a spacecraft.
MFP (multifilament polypropylene) is the standard for beginners and experienced riggers alike, providing just enough friction for knots to hold while being soft enough for extended wear. The UV-reactive treatment does not affect the rope's performance, meaning it ties exactly like regular rope but photographs like a science fiction poster.
At $14.99 for 30 feet, this is the cheapest way to add a blacklight-reactive element to your bondage practice. Pair with a UV blacklight bulb and your bedroom becomes a space station corridor where the prisoners are very happy about their situation. For riggers who want their work to be art, couples who own a blacklight, or anyone who believes that if you are going to tie someone up, the knots should glow.
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