Drodong - Silicone Dragon Dildo
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Drodong - Silicone Dragon Dildo

A sparkle-infused silicone dragon dildo that looks like it was forged in the nebula of a dying star. Textured. Mythological. Very sparkly.

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The Drodong from Geeky Sex Toys is a silicone dragon dildo with sparkle-infused coloring that makes it look like it was sculpted from the remnants of a supernova. Dragon scales, fantasy ridging, and enough embedded glitter to make a craft store jealous. It is a dragon. It sparkles. It is magnificent.

Body-safe platinum-cure silicone with a unique color pattern that differs slightly between units, meaning your particular space dragon is one-of-a-kind. The ridged texture provides functional stimulation that goes beyond what smooth toys offer, and at $70, it is the most affordable way to own a sparkly dragon companion from the furthest reaches of the galaxy.

For fantasy enthusiasts who want their dragons to sparkle like distant stars, collectors who appreciate each piece being unique, or anyone who looked at a regular dildo and thought 'this needs scales, sparkle, and significantly more personality.' The Drodong: seventy dollars for a sparkly space dragon. A sentence that should not make sense but absolutely does.

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Is the Drodong - Silicone Dragon Dildo body-safe?

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How do I clean the Drodong - Silicone Dragon Dildo?

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