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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Alien Nation
A dual-ended alien dildo in blue and green. Two ends. Two demons. One very specific evening ahead.
The Alien Nation Double Demon is a dual-ended silicone dildo in blue and green that provides two different alien experiences in one product. Each end features a distinct creature design with different textures and shapes, making it a choose-your-own-adventure of alien encounters. Or use both ends in one session. Or share with a partner. The Double Demon does not judge your choices.
The blue-green coloring evokes bioluminescent deep-space creatures, while the dual-ended design makes it versatile for solo or partner play. Body-safe silicone construction, and at sixty-nine ninety-nine, it costs less than two separate alien dildos would, making it the economical choice for the budget-conscious alien enthusiast.
For couples who want to share their alien fantasy, solo users who appreciate variety, or anyone who looked at a single-ended alien dildo and thought 'I need more.' The Double Demon: sixty-nine ninety-nine for twice the alien. Half the price per demon.
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