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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Sinnovator
A tentacle dildo from 12 to 22.5 inches. Named after a Lovecraftian god. Depth training has never been this cosmic.
The Dagon from Sinnovator is a depth training tentacle dildo that ranges from 12 to 22.5 inches depending on size, and is named after H.P. Lovecraft's ancient underwater deity, because when you are making a two-foot-long tentacle dildo, you might as well commit to the literary reference.
This emerald-green tentacle features expertly handcrafted suckers that graduate in size, a diamond-shaped tip for smooth insertion, a ribbed underside, and ridges at the sides. The golden suckers against the green shaft create an aesthetic that is equal parts deep sea creature and alien artifact. Available in five sizes from X-Small to X-Large for progressive depth training.
Hand-poured from platinum silicone, 100% body-safe, phthalate-free, compatible with all lubricants. The Dagon is for those who have graduated from conventional toys and are ready for something that Lovecraft himself would have described as 'of such eldritch proportions that mortal comprehension falters.' At 22.5 inches maximum, comprehension is not the only thing that falters.
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