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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Fleshlight
Fleshlight Alien Queen
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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The Fleshlight Alien Queen is what happens when someone at Fleshlight headquarters watches the Alien franchise and has a very specific creative breakthrough. A xenomorph-style exterior with three combined internal textures, this Fleshlight embraces the sci-fi aesthetic with a commitment that Ridley Scott probably did not anticipate inspiring.
The SuperSkin material provides the realistic feel that Fleshlight is known for, while the alien exterior adds a visual element that is either terrifying or exciting depending on your relationship with science fiction. The three internal texture zones each provide different stimulation, making the journey from entrance to end an experience with actual variety. Sixty-nine dollars and ninety-five cents.
For sci-fi fans, xenomorph enthusiasts, or anyone who wants their Fleshlight collection to include something that looks like a prop from a movie that won an Academy Award. In space, everyone can hear you. That is the tagline. You can interpret it however you want.
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Is the Fleshlight Alien Queen body-safe?
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How do I clean the Fleshlight Alien Queen?
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