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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Sinnovator
Named after a galaxy 2.5 million light-years away. The dildo is closer. And more textured.
The Sinnovator Andromeda is an alien dildo named after the galaxy closest to our own Milky Way, which is 2.5 million light-years away and probably does not contain sex toys, but now you can imagine it does. Available in sizes from 6.1 to 10.4 inches of insertable length, the Andromeda provides cosmic exploration at whatever scale you prefer.
Platinum silicone construction that is certified body-safe, non-toxic, and phthalate-free. The alien design features curves and textures inspired by extraterrestrial biology, creating stimulation patterns that could only come from a galaxy far, far away. Each piece is crafted with attention to detail that suggests the artisans take their alien anatomy very seriously.
For astronomy enthusiasts who want their hobbies to overlap in unexpected ways, people who like naming their intimate accessories after celestial objects, or anyone who heard 'the Andromeda galaxy is approaching' and got inappropriately excited. The Andromeda: collision course with pleasure.
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