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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Uberrime
The large version of The Damn Alien. Bigger alien. Bigger exclamation point. Bigger everything.
The Uberrime Big Damn Alien is the large version of their popular Damn Alien design, and the exclamation point in the name has grown proportionally with the size. Everything that made the original Damn Alien effective — the G-spot targeting bulbous head, the paired bumps on the shaft — is now bigger, bolder, and more alien than ever.
Handmade platinum silicone with choice of density, the Big Damn Alien is for people who tried the small or medium and thought 'I am ready for the full extraterrestrial experience.' Each piece is individually crafted, body-safe, phthalate-free, and significantly larger than its predecessors. The ! in the name becomes increasingly appropriate with size.
For experienced users graduating to larger toys, alien enthusiasts who believe bigger is better, or anyone who looked at the regular Damn Alien and thought 'I appreciate the design but I need more of it.' The Big Damn Alien: ninety-nine dollars for the definitive alien G-spot experience. The ! is earned.
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