Uberrime Xenugenesis Alien Dildo
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Uberrime Xenugenesis Alien Dildo

A bizarre alien life form from many light-years away, now available in platinum silicone. Six inches of extraterrestrial evolution.

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The Uberrime Xenugenesis is described by its creators as 'a bizarre life form from many light-years away,' which is a remarkably honest product description for a handmade alien dildo. Six inches of insertable platinum silicone shaped like something that evolved on a planet where the biological priorities were very different from Earth's.

Each Xenugenesis is handmade with smooth-on platinum silicone that is skin-safe and phthalate-free, with choice of density so you can customize how firm your alien encounter feels. The organic alien design features curves and contours that provide stimulation in patterns no human engineer would have designed, because no human engineer did. An alien did. Allegedly.

For people who want their sex toys handcrafted by artisans, alien enthusiasts who appreciate boutique quality over mass production, or anyone who read 'bizarre life form from many light-years away' and thought 'add to cart.' Uberrime: silicone from the stars. Literally their tagline.

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Is the Uberrime Xenugenesis Alien Dildo body-safe?

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How do I clean the Uberrime Xenugenesis Alien Dildo?

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