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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Alien Nation
A glow-in-the-dark rechargeable clitoral vibrator with remote control. The alien brought a spotlight. For your clit.
The Alien Nation Pantera is a glow-in-the-dark rechargeable silicone clitoral vibrator with remote control that packs more features into one product than most space missions. It glows. It vibrates. It is rechargeable. It has a remote. It is shaped like an alien creature. It targets the clitoris. That is six features in one product.
The glow effect charges under light and illuminates during use, which is either romantic or clinical depending on your lighting preferences. The remote control allows partner involvement from a distance, and the rechargeable battery ensures the alien does not die mid-mission. Silicone construction, body-safe, and designed specifically for clitoral stimulation.
For people who want their clitoral vibrator to glow in the dark and be controllable from across the room, couples who appreciate alien-themed foreplay, or anyone who needs their sex toy to have more features than their phone. The Pantera: eighty-nine ninety-five for the Swiss Army knife of alien vibrators.
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