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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Clone-A-Willy
Clone your willy in glow in the dark blue. It looks like a lightsaber. A very personal lightsaber.
The Clone-A-Willy Glow in the Dark Blue Kit takes the already surreal experience of making a vibrating replica of a penis and adds a blue glow that makes it look like a Jedi weapon from a universe with very different priorities. The blue glow gives it more of a 'tractor beam' aesthetic compared to the green version's 'alien probe' vibe.
Same kit contents as the other glow variants — body-safe glow silicone, algae-based molding powder, molding tube, and vibrating unit. Made in Portland, Oregon. The blue glow charges under light and then emits that ethereal blue luminescence that turns any bedroom into what looks like the inside of a spacecraft.
The vibrating unit is included, because apparently a glowing blue replica of someone's anatomy is improved by also making it vibrate. For couples who want to give each other something that is simultaneously the most thoughtful and most bizarre gift in the history of relationships. Also available in green and pink.
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