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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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Fairy Dragon Dildo
A whimsical fairy dragon dildo in iridescent colors. Because regular dragons were too mainstream for your dungeon.
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The Fairy Dragon Dildo from Geeky Sex Toys is the whimsical, iridescent cousin of the more imposing fantasy dildos. Where other dragon toys go for intimidation, the Fairy Dragon goes for sparkle. It is the dragon that shops at the same boutiques as unicorns.
Made from body-safe silicone with shimmering color options, this dildo features gentle ridging and a smooth taper that makes it more approachable than the typical fantasy fare. The iridescent finish catches light beautifully, making it as much a display piece as a functional toy. Seventy dollars for a dragon dildo that chose whimsy over menace.
Ideal for fantasy fans who prefer their creatures cute rather than terrifying, first-time fantasy toy buyers who want something less intense, or anyone whose dungeon aesthetic is more 'enchanted garden' than 'fire and brimstone.' The Fairy Dragon: proof that not all dragons need to be scary to be effective.
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Is the Fairy Dragon Dildo body-safe?
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How do I clean the Fairy Dragon Dildo?
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