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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Bad Dragon
Bad Dragon Ovipositor
A toy that deposits gelatin eggs inside you. Alien egg-laying fantasy. This is peak internet. We've reached the summit.
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The Bad Dragon Ovipositor is a toy that deposits gelatin eggs inside you. Yes. Eggs. Inside you. This is peak internet. We have reached the summit. There is nowhere else to go from here. Someone conceived this product, manufactured it, and other people bought it in sufficient quantities to keep it in production.
The concept is straightforward: the hollow silicone shaft allows you to push soft, dissolvable gelatin eggs through it for a unique sensation that absolutely no other product category offers. The eggs are body-safe and dissolve naturally. The toy itself is made from Bad Dragon's signature platinum-cure silicone with full customization options.
For alien fantasy enthusiasts, people who have exhausted every other category on this website, or anyone who genuinely wondered what it would feel like to be an extraterrestrial host organism. This is the Everest of novelty toys. There is nothing beyond this.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Bad Dragon Ovipositor body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the Bad Dragon Ovipositor?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
What's the return policy?
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